12/26/2005 @ 11:18 PM

That's a gal.. name : lame gal aka Mich

















That's a guy... name : joon yew aka JY


















They were very very gd frens... all day long... they jus hang out wif each other... in other word... sticking to each other lye kana super glue lye tt... they jus lye each other's company... eat, shit, play... all togther one....









one day... mich was so bo liao... den tok to JY...
"JY ah.... sian leh.. holiday.. so nuthin to do at all... let mi dare u... dare to take the dare???"









"eyeer... so lame de.. how old le.. still play dare...."

"ok la ok la wat dare... -.-'.... "











Mich : wahaha stupid... so fast jiu accept my dare... hehe..

JY : wat wat.. say la.. dun waste my time..

Mich : aiya.. anyway.. ur time always wif mi de ma... where got waste...

JY : -.-'''

JY : ok~~~ den... wat's the dare.. faster say...

Mich : u really wana noe ah... *shy*

JY : SAY LA!!!! aiyo..

Mich : okok.. i say i say... actually my dare hor.. is i dunno...


JY : siao ah mich... bo liao ah... tua mi izzit.. very funny meh... *breathe breathe*





KONG!!!!


Mich : Awwww~~~~~




JY : serve u rite... tua mi la... now i dare u... for real...

Mich : huh... huh.. huh...

JY : dun huh mi... dare u go find haunted house...

Mich : T_T..... u bare to let mi kana possess by ghost ah... how can u... i noe u from the time i was borned... u also ok... now u wanna mi kana possess... ... ... .... ...

JY : aiyo... enough la... fan shi le... only cal u go haunted house... also not cal u go kana possess.. den go jump buildin... aiyo... go wif u de la... only uwalk in front!!!

Mich : ... ... ... ... ... ... .... can dun can dun.. u walk in front..

JY : i dare u one leh... u go... u dun go... forefit u help mi .... help mi... erm.. wat leh.. help mi.... wipe my doggy's shit....

Mich : HUH!!!!! ;p... cannot hor... k la... i rather kana posess.. than wipe ass...

(mich cant touch asses.. she's allergic to ass... so.. how do she wipe her own ass...? no one noes....)


two days later....


JY : see tt..?

Mich : y... ya....ya...

JY : gogogo.. hehe

(JY pushin Mich)

Mich : NOOOOO!!!

JY dragging Mich on the leg.
Mich grabbing on to the floor.. not wanting to budge.
JY drag Mich on the hair.
Mich: AHHH!!! PAIN PAIN!!! okok la. i go i go...

JY : finally..... ... phew*


JY : here we are.. now.. go first.. go open door... hehe...

Mich : *reluctant* haiz... okok la.. my fate tt i noe u... *prayin*

*open door (aaaannnnnnk )*

Both step in.

BANG!!!!! (door shuts)

Both : AAAHHHH!!!!!!

Mich slaps JY.

JY : WAT??!!!

Mich : no la.. i scared..

JY : den.. no need slap one rite...!!!!

Mich : soli... *sob sob*... anyway... we're in.. lets go explorin..!!

JY : -.-' ... thought u scared...?

Mich : scared cannot explore ah.. u here ma... if see ghost, den faster run behind u... den u kana ma.. not mi... *evil laughs*

JY : -.- finally se ur true colour....


in the house...

*BOMB*

Mich : AHH !! wat wat... u so careless leh..... can dun be so stupid ma JY...

JY : not mi la.. thought is u.. see ur head so big... no hand no leg... u den clumpsy ah...

both turn back...

Mich :AARGGGHHH... SO BIG!!! WAT LAI DE!!!!

JY hopped over...

JY : aae... so cute de... so big and cute...

Mich pull JY ear and walks off....

Giant mouse : ... ... ...





suddenly....


Mich : saw tt..?

JY : wat..??

Mich : tt white white bite long sasuage tt one...

JY : .... .... .. *cold feet*

JY : no la.. tt one is tounge la...!!!!

Mich : i nvr see i nvr see.. faster walk away.... *drag JY by hair*





JY : faster faster... aiyo.. u no leg... faster abit la..!!!

Mich : WAT LA!!!!


Mich : she comin closer le la!!! faster

JY : u think i cannot see ah... AHHH!!!!






Mich : JY.... she next to mi le...*sob sob* i wana mama!!!

JY : ... ... ...

sadako : ooohhhhhh~~~~ ooohohhhhhh~~~~ JY~~~~~~~Mich~~~~~ dun go~~~~~~~~ wwoooooo~~~~

Both : AAARRRGGHHH!!!!!!! *run*

JY : cannot run le la!!!

*Both cry*

Both : somebody... come save us...!!!!






jus den... frankenstein was fallin..... to capture the two retardeds..
















SUDDENLY....



BATMAN's HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!!!!

*batman fight fight wif frankenstein, sadako, and mummy*

*bish*
*bomb*
*pang*
*tadah*
*... ... ... ...*

Monsters : aWWWwwwwww~~~~~~

Batman : wahaha... here to kil all retarded monsters!!! wahaha... ALL DIE!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!! wahaha... !!!!!!

JY & Mich : oohhh~~~ hero save the day!!!!! hehe....

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okok... story ends here.. too long le... sorry for the lameness and all the rubish tt i jus did.... jus feel bored.. hehe


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